April 19, 2014

note to self:

everyone knows you like him.

note to everyone:

be cool. act cool. don’t be dicks

April 19, 2014   45 notes

“ Bye guys ”

This dude at Denny’s that isn’t an employee that no one knows (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

April 19, 2014   111,631 notes
catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

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April 18, 2014   93,964 notes
megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

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April 18, 2014   55,373 notes

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April 18, 2014   2,533 notes

Game of Daddy Issues

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April 18, 2014   174 notes

universalequalityisinevitable:

If you’ve got six minutes, you should watch this video.

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April 18, 2014   1,358 notes

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April 18, 2014   58,490 notes
ramshackleglam:

Love this idea, mostly because fresh herbs are crazy expensive and I never use them all up before they go bad: chop up your herbs and stick them into an ice cube tray, then cover with olive oil and freeze.
Toss a cube or two into your pan whenever you’re in need, and presto: fresh herbs, all winter long.

ramshackleglam:

Love this idea, mostly because fresh herbs are crazy expensive and I never use them all up before they go bad: chop up your herbs and stick them into an ice cube tray, then cover with olive oil and freeze.

Toss a cube or two into your pan whenever you’re in need, and presto: fresh herbs, all winter long.

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April 18, 2014   18,523 notes

Topanga, if I had to dream up the perfect woman, she wouldn't even come close to you.

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April 18, 2014   41,103 notes

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

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April 18, 2014   19,702 notes

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April 18, 2014   46,337 notes

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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